OH. MY. FUCKING. DRAGONBALLZ.Posted on 13 August 2008 at 2:39 AM
FIRST TRANSFORMERS. THEN SPEEDRACER. EVEN DEATH NOTE IS GETTING IT'S OWN AMERICANISED MOVIE AND. NOW. FUCKING. DRAGONBALL. Z.
Children, as much as I loved Transformers and loved loling at Rain in Speed Racers, I cannot comprehend as to why America wants to make a movie all about excessively muscular and sweaty men challenging each other with their testosterone-filled manboobs. Oh wait. THEY ALREADY DO THAT. Hear this kiddies, 2009 comes a new age! DBZ is getting an all white cast to depict Toriyama's most well-known series about a lowlife monkeyman trying to find a dragon's many balls. OH YOU AMERICANS. Oh oh! And guess who's playing Goku....JUSTIN CHATWIN. Exactly!!! Who??!! But heck, check out the guy who plays Piccolo : http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1571525120/nm0551346 ....AHA 8D. WAT? YOU RETARDED MAN??!! That ain't no piccolo!!! FOR GODS SAKE HE AINT EVEN GREEN!!!!!!! DX How's he gonna weeaboo his way into playing a green man if he ain't even green!! @_@ I'd like to see his makeup artist try and cover up his yankee accent. ...But you know what's even more depressing... Chow young fat is playing is playing master Roshi TAT. i actually had alot of respect for that man from his many action movies.. but this? man.. you hit an all-time low. But yeh guys, I ain't no saying this just to rant out D.Balls. I mean, i used to watch it when i was a kid too. Just got bored of it when people kept dying... then coming back...then dying... then coming back again. At times you just want to say "GOKU, if you don't FUCKING dying for real this time I'll crush your 'dragonballs'". Not to mention the repetitive levels of...well.....leveling up. It's like, super saiyan..then super SUPER saiyan, then like... AWESOME super saiyan- and oh NO it's not the same as super siayan! Of course not! It has awesome in it 8D And THAT my friends, deserve another change of hair colour and bulging chest. Well... I'll just chuck you guys the link to rofl at: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/ ...Oh, did I mention it's a trilogy? 8D *dies three more times* lol cheers. 
19 Aug 085:12 PM
omg
no amount of lolercoastering or roflcoptering could ever be enough to depict how much phail this movie is gonna be made of 
18 Aug 089:38 AM
xDDD trilogy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Justin_Chatwin_as_Son_Goku.PNG "He also played the gay son of Kevin Nealon's character on the Showtime comedy series Weeds." xDDD 
17 Aug 083:22 AM
LMFAO A TRILOGY??? ahahahuahahaha *craps self*
I can't wait to see how this turns out.... 
15 Aug 085:44 AM
WHAT THE? o__O; MAN, I have to go see this so I can laugh my arse off in the middle of the cinema...AND I know! Goku just like keeps coming back, he's like a COCKROACH...
Btw the title of this journal made me laugh so much XD 
14 Aug 089:45 PM
Actually... Transformers was made in America to start with by Hasbro. :l *shotshotshot*
But I agree with the Dragonball Z though...  ; It looks like it's going to be reeeally bad. I'm actually more worried about how they're going to pull off all those muscles without making it look like they're wearing rubber suits... I hope they have a rather large budget for it otherwise the graphics are going to suck real hard.  ;
15 Aug 082:57 AM
Ohohoho D8 Well at least now you know who was never an original Transformers fan LOL But I enjoyed the movie...
"ARE YOU LADIESMAN2773???!!!! "
15 Aug 088:40 PM
Yah, G1 came out when I was little and I've watched a lot of it... lD; OTL;
*geek* LAWL That part was awesome! On that note, why the hell did he put such a WEIRD picture up on his eBay profile like that? xD 
14 Aug 082:45 PM
O-oh man... the cast for most part isn't all that good. I totaly cannot see that guy playing Goku.
Though the one they picked for piccolo could actualy work. c: And and... that's going to be one bad ass Yamcha. [Where's krillin!?!?!?] omfg... ok.... I'm going to see it for the sake of seeing it *is a dbz fan* but if the first one doesn't turn out at all good, I'm not going to bother with the others.
15 Aug 082:58 AM
Lol yeh truth is I prolly WILL go see it... just to laugh/cry. Either way I'ma sure it'll be my money's worth 8D
13 Aug 0810:40 PM
OH HELL NO.
I wish you could fave journal...Because this was just so hilarious...XD
15 Aug 082:59 AM
LOL MY JOURNALS ARE LEFTOVERS OF MY BRAIN SMARTS!! 8D
15 Aug 0810:19 AM
LOL, DON'T USE UP ALL YOUR BRAIN SMARTS!!! D8
15 Aug 0810:26 AM
I JUST HEARD THAT APPARENTLY THAT "JUSTIN CHATWIN" GUY ISN'T EVEN GOING TO WEAR A WIG, HE'LL JUST HAVE HIS "NATURAL HAIR" IN IT...
13 Aug 089:02 PM
They've been talking about this for years. I think I may see it for the lol factor though.
Another note of interest: There's an American live-action Akira movie coming out. Set in Neo-Manhattan.
15 Aug 083:01 AM
Oh oh!! @_@ AKIRA??!! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!! XD TAT XD TAT
13 Aug 086:52 PM
I fucking love this XD I'm actually excited to hear more about this.
13 Aug 081:22 PM
i cant say im glad they're making it, cuz i dont like dragonballz anyway, but i doubt it'll be THAT bad since the other movies came out alright.
Cast-wise, i've heard of justin chatwin, and chow yun-fat can make any movie good xD (if that doesnt work you can just watch Pirates 3 over again lmao) as for james marsters playing piccolo: he's a great actor that can pull off the role and besides, they made the hulk green and huge... right? i guess we wont know 'till it comes out *shrugs* 
13 Aug 0812:57 PM
SO SCARY. LOL
Yeah, not gonna bother with it. orz |
5:13 PM